She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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