so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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