About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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