Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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