What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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