You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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