Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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