still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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