Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Dual....:-)
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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