I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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