Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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