She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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