How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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