glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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