She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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