Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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