I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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