Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize