Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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