Joe is yelling at the trees again.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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