Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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