never play flip cup with pint glasses
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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