I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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