why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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