Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
i out mim tonsoeep
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