me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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