My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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