I need help removing her.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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