I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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