I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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