Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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