her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
My vagina is very pro this idea
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