so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
