How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
