words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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