he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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