If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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