No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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