You can't motorboat a personality
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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