we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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