Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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