YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
