Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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