If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I am midnight drunk by noon
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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