If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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