After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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