I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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