walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
