this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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