glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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