so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Drunk walkin through police station. America
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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