either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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